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3	Some years ago, my neighbor Avery said to me: "There has not been an
4adequate jokebook published since "Joe_Miller", which came out in 1739 and
5which, incidentally, was the most miserable no-good ... jokebook in the
6history of the printed word."
7	In a subsequent conversation, Avery said: "A funny story is a funny
8story, no matter who is in it - whether it's about Catholics or Protestants,
9Jews or Gentiles, blacks or whites, browns or yellows.  If a story is genuinely
10funny it makes no difference how dirty it is.  Shout it from the rooftops.
11Let the chips fall all over the prairie and let the bonehead wowsers yelp.
12... on them."
13	It is a nice thing to have a neighbor of Avery's grain.  He has
14believed in the aforestated principles all his life.  A great many other
15people nowadays are casting aside the pietistic attitude that has led them
16to plug up their ears against the facts of life.  We of The Brotherhood
17believe as Avery believes; we have never been intimidated by the pharisaical
18meddlers who have been smelling up the American landscape since the time of
19the bundling board.  Neither has any one of our members ever been called a
20racist.  Still, we have been in unremitting revolt against the ignorant
21propensity which ordains, in effect, that "The Green Pastures" should never
22have been written; the idiot attitude which compelled Arthur Kober to abandon
23his delightful Bella Gross, and Octavius Roy Cohen to quit writing about the
24splendiferous Florian Slappey; the moronic frame of mind which, if carried
25to its logical end, would have forbidden Ring Lardner from writing in the
26language of the masses.
27		-- H. Allen Smith, "Rude Jokes"
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29	... let us keep in mind the basic governing philosophy of The
30Brotherhood, as handsomely summarized in these words: we believe in
31healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if
32needs be.
33	Needs be.
34		-- H. Allen Smith, "Rude Jokes"
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