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2*6ae1554aSColin Percival	Some years ago, my neighbor Avery said to me: "There has not been an
3*6ae1554aSColin Percivaladequate jokebook published since "Joe_Miller", which came out in 1739 and
4*6ae1554aSColin Percivalwhich, incidentally, was the most miserable no-good ... jokebook in the
5*6ae1554aSColin Percivalhistory of the printed word."
6*6ae1554aSColin Percival	In a subsequent conversation, Avery said: "A funny story is a funny
7*6ae1554aSColin Percivalstory, no matter who is in it - whether it's about Catholics or Protestants,
8*6ae1554aSColin PercivalJews or Gentiles, blacks or whites, browns or yellows.  If a story is genuinely
9*6ae1554aSColin Percivalfunny it makes no difference how dirty it is.  Shout it from the rooftops.
10*6ae1554aSColin PercivalLet the chips fall all over the prairie and let the bonehead wowsers yelp.
11*6ae1554aSColin Percival... on them."
12*6ae1554aSColin Percival	It is a nice thing to have a neighbor of Avery's grain.  He has
13*6ae1554aSColin Percivalbelieved in the aforestated principles all his life.  A great many other
14*6ae1554aSColin Percivalpeople nowadays are casting aside the pietistic attitude that has led them
15*6ae1554aSColin Percivalto plug up their ears against the facts of life.  We of The Brotherhood
16*6ae1554aSColin Percivalbelieve as Avery believes; we have never been intimidated by the pharisaical
17*6ae1554aSColin Percivalmeddlers who have been smelling up the American landscape since the time of
18*6ae1554aSColin Percivalthe bundling board.  Neither has any one of our members ever been called a
19*6ae1554aSColin Percivalracist.  Still, we have been in unremitting revolt against the ignorant
20*6ae1554aSColin Percivalpropensity which ordains, in effect, that "The Green Pastures" should never
21*6ae1554aSColin Percivalhave been written; the idiot attitude which compelled Arthur Kober to abandon
22*6ae1554aSColin Percivalhis delightful Bella Gross, and Octavius Roy Cohen to quit writing about the
23*6ae1554aSColin Percivalsplendiferous Florian Slappey; the moronic frame of mind which, if carried
24*6ae1554aSColin Percivalto its logical end, would have forbidden Ring Lardner from writing in the
25*6ae1554aSColin Percivallanguage of the masses.
26*6ae1554aSColin Percival		-- H. Allen Smith, "Rude Jokes"
27*6ae1554aSColin Percival
28*6ae1554aSColin Percival	... let us keep in mind the basic governing philosophy of The
29*6ae1554aSColin PercivalBrotherhood, as handsomely summarized in these words: we believe in
30*6ae1554aSColin Percivalhealthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if
31*6ae1554aSColin Percivalneeds be.
32*6ae1554aSColin Percival	Needs be.
33*6ae1554aSColin Percival		-- H. Allen Smith, "Rude Jokes"
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