1<!DOCTYPE html> 2<html lang="en"> 3<head> 4<meta charset="UTF-8"> 5<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"> 6<style> 7ul {padding-left: 1.3rem;} 8</style> 9<title>Time and the arts</title> 10</head> 11<body> 12<h1>Time and the arts</h1> 13<h2>Documentaries</h2> 14<ul> 15<li> 16“<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aWtseb2-4">Daylight 17Saving Time Explained</a>” (2011; 6:39) lightly covers daylight saving 18time’s theory, history, pros and cons. Among other things, it explains 19Arizona’s daylight-saving enclaves quite well. 20</li> 21<li> 22“<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY">The Problem 23with Time & Timezones – Computerphile</a>” (2013; 10:12) delves 24into problems that programmers have with timekeeping. 25</li> 26<li> 27“<a href="https://www.rferl.org/a/all-the-time-in-the-world/28375932.html">All 28The Time In The World: Explaining The Mysteries Of Time Zones</a>” (2017; 2:15) 29briefly says why France has more time zones than Russia. 30</li> 31<li> 32“<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRz-Dl60Lfc">Why Denmark used to be 33.04 seconds behind the world</a>” (2019; 6:29) explains why the United Kingdom 34– and, once, Denmark – haven’t always exactly followed their own 35laws about civil time. 36</li> 37<li> 38“<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfzsBMUiGGQ">How Daylight Savings 39Broke this $24 Million Building</a>” (2025; 5:01) describes the system of 40mirrors used at Melbourne’s Shrine of Remembrance to ensure the sun’s light 41still hits at the “correct” ceremonial hour to commemorate the Armistice which 42ended World War I. 43</li> 44<li> 45“About Time” (1962; 59 minutes) is part of the 46Bell Science extravaganza, with Frank Baxter, Richard Deacon, and Les Tremayne. 47Its advisor was Richard Feynman, and it was voiced by Mel Blanc. 48(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0154110/">IMDb entry</a>.) 49</li> 50</ul> 51<h2>Movies</h2> 52<ul> 53<li> 54In the 1946 movie <em>A Matter of Life and Death</em> 55(U.S. title <em>Stairway to Heaven</em>) 56there is a reference to British Double Summer Time. 57The time does not play a large part in the plot; 58it’s just a passing reference to the time when one of the 59characters was supposed to have died (but didn’t). 60(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038733/">IMDb entry.</a>) 61(Dave Cantor) 62</li> 63<li> 64The 1953 railway comedy movie <em>The Titfield Thunderbolt</em> includes a 65play on words on British Double Summer Time. Valentine’s wife wants 66him to leave the pub and asks him, “Do you know what time it is?” 67And he, happy where he is, replies: “Yes, my love. Summer double time.” 68(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046436/">IMDb entry.</a>) 69(Mark Brader, 2009-10-02) 70</li> 71<li> 72The premise of the 1999 caper movie <em>Entrapment</em> involves computers 73in an international banking network being shut down briefly at 74midnight in each time zone to avoid any problems at the transition 75from the year 1999 to 2000 in that zone. (Hmmmm.) If this shutdown 76is extended by 10 seconds, it will create a one-time opportunity for 77a gigantic computerized theft. To achieve this, at one location the 78crooks interfere with the microwave system supplying time signals to 79the computer, advancing the time by 0.1 second each minute over the 80last hour of 1999. (So this movie teaches us that 0.1 × 60 = 10.) 81(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137494/">IMDb entry.</a>) 82(Mark Brader, 2009-10-02) 83</li> 84<li> 85One mustn’t forget the 86<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4EUTMPuvHo">trailer</a> 87(2014; 2:23) for the movie <em>Daylight Saving</em>. 88</li> 89</ul> 90<h2>TV episodes</h2> 91<ul> 92<li> 93An episode of <em>The Adventures of Superman</em> entitled “The Mysterious 94Cube”, first aired 1958-02-24, had Superman convincing the controllers 95of the Arlington Time Signal to broadcast ahead of actual time; 96doing so got a crook trying to be declared dead to 97emerge a bit too early from the titular enclosure. 98(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0506628/">IMDb entry</a>.) 99</li> 100<li> 101“<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chimes_of_Big_Ben">The Chimes 102of Big Ben</a>”, <em>The Prisoner</em>, episode 2, ITC, 1967-10-06. 103Our protagonist tumbles to 104the fraudulent nature of a Poland-to-England escape upon hearing Big 105Ben chiming on Polish local time. 106(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0679185/">IMDb entry.</a>) 107</li> 108<li> 109“The Susie”, <em>Seinfeld</em>, season 8, episode 15, NBC, 1997-02-13. 110Kramer decides that daylight saving time 111isn’t coming fast enough, so he sets his watch ahead an hour. 112</li> 113<li> 114“20 Hours in America”, <em>The West Wing</em>, season 4, episodes 1–2, 1152002-09-25, contained a <a 116href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J1NHzQ1sgc">scene</a> that 117saw White House staffers stranded in Indiana; they thought they had time to 118catch Air Force One but were done in by intra-Indiana local time changes. 119</li> 120<li> 121“In what time zone would you find New York City?” was a $200 question on 122the 1999-11-13 United States airing of <em>Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?</em>, 123and “In 1883, what industry led the movement to divide the U.S. into four time 124zones?” was a $32,000 question on the 2001-05-23 United States airing of 125the same show. At this rate, the million-dollar time-zone 126question should have been asked 2002-06-04. 127</li> 128<li> 129A private jet’s mid-flight change of time zones distorts Alison Dubois’ 130premonition in the “We Had a Dream” episode of <em>Medium</em> 131(originally aired 2007-02-28). 132</li> 133<li> 134A criminal’s failure to account for the start of daylight saving is pivotal 135in “<a href="https://monk.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Monk_and_the_Rapper">Mr. Monk 136and the Rapper</a>” (first aired 2007-07-20). 137</li> 138<li> 139In the <em>30 Rock</em> episode “Anna Howard Shaw Day” 140(first broadcast 2010-02-11), 141Jack Donaghy’s date realizes that a Geneva-to-New-York business phone call 142received in the evening must be fake given the difference in local times. 143</li> 144<li> 145In the “Run by the Monkeys” episode of <em>Da Vinci’s Inquest</em> 146(first broadcast 2002-11-17), 147a witness in a five-year-old fire case realizes they may not have set 148their clock back when daylight saving ended on the day of the fire, 149introducing the possibility of an hour when arson might have occurred. 150</li> 151<li> 152In “The Todd Couple” episode of <em>Outsourced</em> (first aired 2011-02-10), 153Manmeet sets up Valentine’s Day teledates for 6:00 and 9:00pm; 154since one is with a New Yorker and the other with a San Franciscan, 155hilarity ensues. 156(Never mind that this should be 7:30am in Mumbai, yet for some reason the show 157proceeds as though it’s also mid-evening there.) 158</li> 159<li> 160In the “14 Days to Go”/“T Minus...” episode of 161<em>You, Me and the Apocalypse</em> 162(first aired 2015-11-11 in the UK, 2016-03-10 in the US), 163the success of a mission to deal with a comet 164hinges on whether or not Russia observes daylight saving time. 165(In the US, 166the episode first aired in the week before the switch to <abbr>DST</abbr>.) 167</li> 168<li> 169“The Lost Hour”, <em>Eerie, Indiana</em>, episode 10, NBC, 1991-12-01. 170Despite Indiana’s then-lack of <abbr>DST</abbr>, 171Marshall changes his clock with unusual consequences. 172See “<a 173href="https://www.avclub.com/eerie-indiana-was-a-few-dimensions-ahead-of-its-time-1819833380"><em>Eerie, 174Indiana</em> was a few dimensions ahead of its time</a>”. 175</li> 176<li> 177“Time Tunnel”, <em>The Adventures of Pete & Pete</em>, 178season 2, episode 5, Nickelodeon, 1994-10-23. 179The two Petes travel back in time an hour 180on the day that <abbr>DST</abbr> ends. 181</li> 182<li> 183“King-Size Homer”, <em>The Simpsons</em>, episode 135, Fox, 1995-11-05. 184Homer, working from home, remarks “8:58, first 185time I’ve ever been early for work. Except for all those daylight 186savings days. Lousy farmers.” 187</li> 188<li> 189<em>Last Week Tonight with John Oliver</em>, season 2, episode 5, 2015-03-08, 190asked, “<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br0NW9ufUUw">Daylight 191Saving Time – How Is This Still A Thing?</a>” 192</li> 193<li> 194“Tracks”, <em>The Good Wife</em>, season 7, episode 12, 195CBS, 2016-01-17. 196The applicability of a contract hinges on the 197time zone associated with a video timestamp. 198</li> 199<li> 200“Justice”, <em>Veep</em>, season 6, episode 4, HBO, 2017-05-07. 201Jonah’s inability to understand <abbr>DST</abbr> ends up impressing a wealthy 202backer who sets him up for a 2020 presidential run. 203</li> 204<li> 205“In the Zone”, <em>The Magic School Bus Rides Again</em>, season 3, 206episode 3, Netflix, 2020-12-26. 207During a New Year’s Eve journey, a software update glitch causes the 208Magic School Bus and its passengers to transform every time they cross 209time zone boundaries. The visit to the South Pole is especially tricky. 210</li> 211</ul> 212<h2>Books, plays, and magazines</h2> 213<ul> 214<li> 215Jules Verne, <em>Around the World in Eighty Days</em> 216(<em>Le tour du monde en quatre-vingts jours</em>), 1873. 217Wall-clock time plays a central role in the plot. 218European readers of the 1870s clearly held the U.S. press in 219deep contempt; the protagonists cross the U.S. without once 220reading a paper. 221Available versions include 222<a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/103">an English 223translation</a>, and 224<a href="https://fourmilab.ch/etexts/www/tdm80j/">the original French</a> 225“with illustrations from the original 1873 French-language edition”. 226</li> 227<li> 228Nick Enright, <em>Daylight Saving</em>, 1989. 229A fast-paced comedy about love and loneliness as the clocks turn back. 230</li> 231<li> 232Umberto Eco, 233<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Island_of_the_Day_Before"><em>The 234Island of the Day Before</em></a> 235(<em>L’isola del giorno prima</em>), 1994. 236“...the story of a 17th century Italian nobleman trapped near an island 237on the International Date Line. Time and time zones play an integral 238part in the novel.” (Paul Eggert, 2006-04-22) 239</li> 240<li> 241John Dunning, <a 242href="https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Two-OClock-Eastern-Wartime/John-Dunning/9781439171530"><em>Two 243O’Clock, Eastern Wartime</em></a>, 2001. 244Mystery, history, daylight saving time, and old-time radio. 245</li> 246<li> 247Surrealist artist Guy Billout’s work “Date Line” 248appeared on page 103 of the 1999-11 <em>Atlantic Monthly</em>. 249</li> 250<li> 251“Gloom, Gloom, Go Away” by Walter Kirn appeared on page 106 of <em>Time</em> 252magazine’s 2002-11-11 issue; among other things, it proposed 253year-round <abbr>DST</abbr> as a way of lessening wintertime despair. 254</li> 255<li> 256Cory Doctorow, <a 257href="https://craphound.com/est/download/"><em>Eastern Standard Tribe</em></a>, 2582004. The world splinters into tribes characterized by their timezones. 259</li> 260</ul> 261<h2>Music</h2> 262<ul> 263<li> 264Recordings of “Save That Time”, Russ Long, Serrob Publishing, BMI: 265<ul> 266<li> 267Karrin Allyson, <em>I Didn’t Know About You</em> (1993), track 11, 3:44. 268Concord Jazz CCD-4543. 269Karrin Allyson, vocal; 270Russ Long, piano; 271Gerald Spaits, bass; 272Todd Strait, drums. 273CD notes “additional lyric by Karrin Allyson; 274arranged by Russ Long and Karrin Allyson”. 275ADO ★, 276<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/i-didnt-know-about-you-mw0000618657">AMG</a> 277★★★★, Penguin ★★★⯪. 278</li> 279<li> 280Kevin Mahogany, <em>Double Rainbow</em> (1993), track 3, 6:27. Enja ENJ-7097 2. 281Kevin Mahogany, vocal; 282Kenny Barron, piano; 283Ray Drummond, bass; 284Ralph Moore, tenor saxophone; 285Lewis Nash, drums. 286ADO ★⯪, 287<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/double-rainbow-mw0000620371">AMG</a> 288★★★, Penguin ★★★. 289</li> 290<li> 291Joe Williams, <em>Here’s to Life</em> (1994), track 7, 3:58. 292Telarc Jazz CD-83357. 293Joe Williams, vocal; The Robert Farnon [39 piece] Orchestra. 294Also in a 3-CD package “Triple Play”, Telarc CD-83461. 295ADO •, 296<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/heres-to-life-mw0000623648">AMG</a> 297★★, Penguin ★★★. 298</li> 299<li> 300Charles Fambrough, <em>Keeper of the Spirit</em> (1995), track 7, 7:07. 301AudioQuest AQ-CD1033. 302Charles Fambrough, bass; 303Joel Levine, tenor recorder; 304Edward Simon, piano; 305Lenny White, drums; 306Marion Simon, percussion. 307ADO ★, 308<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/keeper-of-the-spirit-mw0000176559">AMG</a> 309unrated, Penguin ★★★. 310</ul> 311</li> 312<li> 313Holly Cole Trio, Blame It On My Youth (1992). Manhattan CDP 7 97349 2, 37:45. 314Holly Cole, voice; 315Aaron Davis, piano; 316David Piltch, string bass. 317Lyrical reference to “Eastern Standard Time” in 318Tom Waits’s “Purple Avenue”. 319ADO ★★⯪, 320<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/blame-it-on-my-youth-mw0000274303">AMG</a> 321★★★, Penguin unrated. 322</li> 323<li> 324Milt Hinton, 325<a href="https://chiaroscurojazz.org/catalog/old-man-time-2-cd-set/"><em>Old 326Man Time</em></a> (1990). 327Chiaroscuro CR(D) 310, 149:38 (two CDs). 328Milt Hinton, bass; 329Doc Cheatham, Dizzy Gillespie, Clark Terry, trumpet; 330Al Grey, trombone; 331Eddie Barefield, Joe Camel (Flip Phillips), Buddy Tate, 332clarinet and saxophone; 333John Bunch, Red Richards, Norman Simmons, Derek Smith, 334Ralph Sutton, piano; 335Danny Barker, Al Casey, guitar; 336Gus Johnson, Gerryck King, Bob Rosengarden, Jackie Williams, 337drums; 338Lionel Hampton, vibraphone; 339Cab Calloway, Joe Williams, vocal; 340Buck Clayton, arrangements. 341Tunes include “Old Man Time”, “Time After Time”, 342“Sometimes I’m Happy”, 343“A Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight”, 344“Four or Five Times”, “Now’s the Time”, 345“Time on My Hands”, “This Time It’s Us”, 346and “Good Time Charlie”. 347ADO ★★★, 348<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/old-man-time-mw0000269353">AMG</a> 349★★★★⯪, Penguin ★★★. 350</li> 351<li> 352Alan Broadbent, <em>Pacific Standard Time</em> (1995). 353Concord Jazz CCD-4664, 62:42. 354Alan Broadbent, piano; 355Putter Smith, Bass; 356Frank Gibson, Jr., drums. 357The CD cover features an analemma for equation-of-time fans. 358ADO ★, 359<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/pacific-standard-time-mw0000645433">AMG</a> 360★★★★, Penguin ★★★⯪. 361</li> 362<li> 363Anthony Braxton/Richard Teitelbaum, <em>Silence/Time Zones</em> (1996). 364Black Lion BLCD 760221, 72:58. 365Anthony Braxton, sopranino and alto saxophones, 366contrebasse clarinet, miscellaneous instruments; 367Leo Smith, trumpet and miscellaneous instruments; 368Leroy Jenkins, violin and miscellaneous instruments; 369Richard Teitelbaum, modular moog and micromoog synthesizer. 370ADO •, 371<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/silence-time-zones-mw0000595735">AMG</a> 372★★★★. 373</li> 374<li> 375Charles Gayle, <em>Time Zones</em> (2006). Tompkins Square TSQ2839, 49:06. 376Charles Gayle, piano. 377ADO ★, 378<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/time-zones-mw0000349642">AMG</a> 379★★★★⯪. 380</li> 381<li> 382The Get Up Kids, <em>Eudora</em> (2001). Vagrant 357, 65:12. 383Includes the song “Central Standard Time”. 384Thanks to Colin Bowern for this information. 385<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/eudora-mw0000592063">AMG</a> 386★★⯪. 387</li> 388<li> 389Coldplay, “Clocks” (2003). 390Capitol 52608, 4:13. 391Won the 2004 Record of the Year honor at the 392Grammy Awards. Co-written and performed by Chris Martin, 393great-great-grandson of <abbr>DST</abbr> inventor William Willett. 394The song’s first line is “Lights go out and I can’t be saved”. 395</li> 396<li> 397Jaime Guevara, “<a 398href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfN4Fe_A50U">Qué 399hora es</a>” (1993), 3:04. 400The song protested “Sixto Hour” in Ecuador 401(1992–3). Its lyrics include “Amanecía en mitad de la noche, los 402guaguas iban a clase sin sol” (“It was dawning in the middle of the 403night, the buses went to class without sun”). 404</li> 405<li> 406Irving Kahal and Harry Richman, 407“There Ought to be a Moonlight Saving Time” (1931). 408This musical standard was a No. 1 hit for Guy Lombardo 409in 1931, and was also performed by Maurice Chevalier, Blossom Dearie 410and many others. The phrase “Moonlight saving time” also appears in 411the 1995 country song “Not Enough Hours in the Night” written by Aaron 412Barker, Kim Williams and Rob Harbin and performed by Doug 413Supernaw. 414</li> 415<li> 416The Microscopic Septet, <em>Lobster Leaps In</em> (2008). 417Cuneiform 272, 73:05. 418Includes the song “Twilight Time Zone”. 419ADO ★★, 420<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/lobster-leaps-in-mw0000794929">AMG</a> 421★★★⯪. 422</li> 423<li> 424Bob Dylan, <em>The Times They Are a-Changin’</em> (1964). 425Columbia CK-8905, 45:36. 426ADO ★⯪, 427<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/the-times-they-a-changin-mw0000202344">AMG</a> 428★★★★⯪. 429The title song is also available on “Bob Dylan’s Greatest Hits” 430and “The Essential Bob Dylan”. 431</li> 432<li> 433Luciana Souza, <em>Tide</em> (2009). Universal Jazz France B0012688-02, 42:31. 434ADO ★★⯪, 435<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/tide-mw0000815692">AMG</a> 436★★★⯪. 437Includes the song “Fire and Wood” with the lyric 438“The clocks were turned back you remember/Think it’s still November.” 439</li> 440<li> 441Ken Nordine, <em>You’re Getting Better: The Word Jazz Dot Masters</em> (2005). 442Geffen B0005171-02, 156:22. 443ADO ★, 444<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/youre-getting-better-the-word-jazz-dot-masters-mw0000736197">AMG</a> 445★★★★⯪. 446Includes the piece “What Time Is It” 447(“He knew what time it was everywhere...that counted”). 448</li> 449<li> 450Chicago, <em>Chicago Transit Authority</em> (1969). Columbia 64409, 1:16:20. 451<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/chicago-transit-authority-mw0000189364">AMG</a> ★★★★. 452Includes the song “Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?”. 453</li> 454<li> 455Emanuele Arciuli, 456<a href="https://williamduckworth.bandcamp.com/album/the-time-curve-preludes"><em>The Time Curve Preludes</em></a> (2023). 457Neuma 174, 44:46. 458The title piece, composed by 459<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Duckworth_(composer)">William 460Duckworth</a>, is the first work of postminimal music. 461Unlike minimalism, it does not assume that the listener has plenty of time. 462</li> 463</ul> 464<h2>Comics</h2> 465<ul> 466<li> 467The webcomic <em>xkcd</em> has the strips 468“<a href="https://xkcd.com/673/">The Sun</a>” (2009-12-09), 469“<a href="https://xkcd.com/1655/">Doomsday Clock</a>” (2016-03-14) and 470“<a href="https://xkcd.com/2549/">Edge Cake</a>” (2021-12-01), 471along with the panels 472“<a href="https://xkcd.com/448/">Good Morning</a>” (2008-07-11), 473“<a href="https://xkcd.com/1017/">Backward in Time</a>” (2012-02-14), 474“<a href="https://xkcd.com/1061/">EST</a>” (2012-05-28), 475“<a href="https://xkcd.com/1179/">ISO 8601</a>” (2013-02-27), 476“<a href="https://xkcd.com/1335/">Now</a>” (2014-02-26), 477“<a href="https://xkcd.com/1799/">Bad Map Projection: Time Zones</a>” 478(2017-02-15), 479“<a href="https://xkcd.com/1883/">Supervillain Plan</a>” (2017-08-30), 480“<a href="https://xkcd.com/2050/">6/6 Time</a>” (2018-09-24), 481“<a href="https://xkcd.com/2092/">Consensus New Year</a>” (2018-12-31), 482“<a href="https://xkcd.com/2266/">Leap Smearing</a>” (2020-02-10), 483“<a href="https://xkcd.com/2594/">Consensus Time</a>” (2022-03-16), 484“<a href="https://xkcd.com/2846/">Daylight Saving Choice</a>” (2023-10-25), 485“<a href="https://xkcd.com/2854/">Date Line</a>” (2023-11-13), 486and “<a href="https://xkcd.com/2867/">DateTime</a>” (2023-12-13). 487The related book <em>What If?</em> has an entry 488“<a href="https://what-if.xkcd.com/26/">Leap Seconds</a>” (2012-12-31). 489</li> 490<li> 491Pig kills time in <em>Pearls Before Swine</em> (2016-11-06). 492</li> 493<li> 494Stonehenge is abandoned in <em>Non Sequitur</em> (2017-03-12). 495</li> 496<li> 497Caulfield proposes changing clocks just once a year in 498<em>Frazz</em> (2023-12-31), 499while Peter and Jason go multi-lingual and -zonal in 500<a href="https://foxtrot.com/2023/12/31/toasty/"><em>FoxTrot</em> 501(the same day)</a>. 502</li> 503<li> 504Peppermint Patty: “What if the world comes to an end tonight, Marcie?” 505<br> 506Marcie: “I promise there’ll be a tomorrow, sir ... in fact, 507it’s already tomorrow in Australia!” 508<br> 509(Charles M. Schulz, <em>Peanuts</em>, 1980-06-13) 510</li> 511</ul> 512<h2>Jokes</h2> 513<ul> 514<li> 515The idea behind daylight saving time was first proposed as a joke by 516Benjamin Franklin. To enforce it, he suggested, “Every 517morning, as soon as the sun rises, let all the bells in every church 518be set ringing; and if that is not sufficient, let cannon be fired in 519every street, to wake the sluggards effectually, and make them open 520their eyes to see their true interest. All the difficulty will be in 521the first two or three days: after which the reformation will be as 522natural and easy as the present irregularity; for, <em>ce n’est que le 523premier pas qui coûte</em>.” 524<a href="https://www.webexhibits.org/daylightsaving/franklin3.html">Franklin’s 525joke</a> was first published on 1784-04-26 by the 526<em>Journal de Paris</em> as <a 527href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Franklin-Benjamin-Journal-de-Paris-1784.jpg">an 528anonymous letter translated into French</a>. 529</li> 530<li> 531“We’ve been using the five-cent nickel in this country since 1492. 532Now that’s pretty near 100 years, daylight saving.” 533(Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding in <em>Animal Crackers</em>, 1930, 534as noted by Will Fitzgerald) 535</li> 536<li> 537BRADY. ...[Bishop Usher] determined that the Lord began the Creation 538on the 23rd of October in the Year 4,004 B.C. at – uh, 9 A.M.! 539<br> 540DRUMMOND. That Eastern Standard Time? (<em>Laughter.</em>) Or Rocky Mountain 541Time? (<em>More laughter.</em>) It wasn’t daylight-saving time, was it? Because 542the Lord didn’t make the sun until the fourth day! 543<br> 544(From the play <em>Inherit the Wind</em> by Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee, 545filmed in 1960 with Spencer Tracy as Drummond and Fredric March as 546Brady, and several other times. Thanks to Mark Brader.) 547</li> 548<li> 549“Good news.” 550“What did they do? Extend Daylight Saving Time year round?” 551(Professional tanner George Hamilton, in dialog from a 552May, 1999 episode of the syndicated television series <em>Baywatch</em>) 553</li> 554<li> 555“A fundamental belief held by Americans is that if you are on land, you 556cannot be killed by a fish...So most Americans remain on land, believing 557they’re safe. Unfortunately, this belief – like so many myths, such as that 558there’s a reason for ‘Daylight Saving Time’ – is false.” 559(Dave Barry column, 2000-07-02) 560</li> 561<li> 562“I once had sex for an hour and five minutes, but that was on the day 563when you turn the clocks ahead.” 564(Garry Shandling, 52nd Annual Emmys, 2000-09-10) 565</li> 566<li> 567“Would it impress you if I told you I invented Daylight Savings Time?” 568(“Sahjhan” to “Lilah” in dialog from the “Loyalty” episode of <em>Angel</em>, 569originally aired 2002-02-25) 570</li> 571<li> 572“I thought you said Tulsa was a three-hour flight.” 573“Well, you’re forgetting about the time difference.” 574(“Joey” and “Chandler” in dialog from the 575episode of <em>Friends</em> entitled “The One With 576Rachel’s Phone Number”, originally aired 2002-12-05) 577</li> 578<li> 579“Is that a pertinent fact, 580or are you just trying to dazzle me with your command of time zones?” 581(Kelsey Grammer as “Frasier Crane” to “Roz” 582from the episode of <em>Frasier</em> entitled “The Kid”, 583originally aired 1997-11-04) 584</li> 585<li> 586“I put myself and my staff through this crazy, huge ordeal, all because 587I refused to go on at midnight, okay? And so I work, you know, and 588then I get this job at eleven, supposed to be a big deal. Then 589yesterday daylight [saving] time ended. Right now it’s basically midnight.” 590(Conan O’Brien on the 2010-11-08 premiere of <em>Conan</em>) 591</li> 592<li> 593“The best method, I told folks, was to hang a large clock high on a 594barn wall where all the cows could see it. If you have Holsteins, you 595will need to use an analog clock.” (Jerry Nelson, “<a 596href="https://www.agriculture.com/family/farm-humor/how-to-adjust-dairy-cows-to-daylight-savings-time">How 597to adjust dairy cows to daylight saving time</a>”, 598<em>Successful Farming</em>, 2017-10-09) 599</li> 600<li> 601“And now, driving to California, I find that I must enter a password 602in order to change the time zone on my laptop clock. Evidently, 603someone is out to mess up my schedule and my clock must be secured.” 604(Garrison Keillor, 605“<a href="https://www.garrisonkeillor.com/weve-never-been-here-before/">We’ve 606never been here before</a>”, 2017-08-22) 607</li> 608<li> 609“Well, in my time zone that’s all the time I have, 610but maybe in your time zone I haven’t finished yet. So stay tuned!” 611(Goldie Hawn, <em>Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In</em> No. 65, 1970-03-09) 612</li> 613</ul> 614<h2>See also</h2> 615<ul> 616<li><a href="tz-link.html">Time zone and daylight saving time data</a></li> 617</ul> 618 619<footer> 620<hr> 621This web page is in the public domain, so clarified as of 6222009-05-17 by Arthur David Olson. 623<br> 624Please send corrections to this web page to the 625<a href="mailto:tz@iana.org">time zone mailing list</a>. 626The mailing list and its archives are public, 627so please do not send confidential information. 628</footer> 629</body> 630</html> 631