1<!DOCTYPE html> 2<html lang="en"> 3<head> 4<meta charset="UTF-8"> 5<title>Time and the Arts</title> 6</head> 7<body> 8<h1>Time and the Arts</h1> 9<h2>Documentaries</h2> 10<ul> 11<li> 12"<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aWtseb2-4">Daylight 13Saving Time Explained</a>" (2011; 6:39) lightly covers daylight saving 14time's theory, history, pros and cons. Among other things, it explains 15Arizona's daylight-saving enclaves quite well.</li> 16<li> 17"<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY">The Problem 18with Time & Timezones – Computerphile</a>" (2013; 10:12) delves 19into problems that programmers have with timekeeping.</li> 20<li> 21"<a href="https://www.rferl.org/a/28375932.html">All The Time In The World: 22Explaining The Mysteries Of Time Zones</a>" (2017; 2:15) 23briefly says why France has more time zones than Russia. 24<li> 25"<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRz-Dl60Lfc">Why Denmark used to be 26.04 seconds behind the world</a>" (2019; 6:29) explains why the United Kingdom 27— and, once, Denmark — haven't always exactly followed their own 28laws about civil time. 29<li> 30"About Time" (1962; 59 minutes) is part of the 31Bell Science extravaganza, with Frank Baxter, Richard Deacon, and Les Tremayne. 32Its advisor was Richard Feynman, and it was voiced by Mel Blanc. 33(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0154110/">IMDb entry</a>.)</li> 34</ul> 35<h2>Movies</h2> 36<ul> 37<li> 38In the 1946 movie <em>A Matter of Life and Death</em> 39(U.S. title <em>Stairway to Heaven</em>) 40there is a reference to British Double Summer Time. 41The time does not play a large part in the plot; 42it's just a passing reference to the time when one of the 43characters was supposed to have died (but didn't). 44(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038733/">IMDb entry.</a>) 45(Dave Cantor) 46<li> 47The 1953 railway comedy movie <em>The Titfield Thunderbolt</em> includes a 48play on words on British Double Summer Time. Valentine's wife wants 49him to leave the pub and asks him, "Do you know what time it is?" 50And he, happy where he is, replies: "Yes, my love. Summer double time." 51(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046436/">IMDb entry.</a>) 52(Mark Brader, 2009-10-02) 53</li> 54<li> 55The premise of the 1999 caper movie <em>Entrapment</em> involves computers 56in an international banking network being shut down briefly at 57midnight in each time zone to avoid any problems at the transition 58from the year 1999 to 2000 in that zone. (Hmmmm.) If this shutdown 59is extended by 10 seconds, it will create a one-time opportunity for 60a gigantic computerized theft. To achieve this, at one location the 61crooks interfere with the microwave system supplying time signals to 62the computer, advancing the time by 0.1 second each minute over the 63last hour of 1999. (So this movie teaches us that 0.1 × 60 = 10.) 64(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137494/">IMDb entry.</a>) 65(Mark Brader, 2009-10-02) 66</li> 67<li> 68One mustn't forget the 69<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4EUTMPuvHo">trailer</a> 70(2014; 2:23) for the movie <em>Daylight Saving</em>. 71</li> 72</ul> 73<h2>TV episodes</h2> 74<ul> 75<li> 76An episode of <em>The Adventures of Superman</em> entitled "The Mysterious 77Cube," first aired 1958-02-24, had Superman convincing the controllers 78of the Arlington Time Signal to broadcast ahead of actual time; 79doing so got a crook trying to be declared dead to 80emerge a bit too early from the titular enclosure. 81(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0506628/">IMDb entry</a>.) 82</li> 83<li> 84"<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chimes_of_Big_Ben">The Chimes 85of Big Ben</a>", <em>The Prisoner</em>, episode 2, ITC, 1967-10-06. 86Our protagonist tumbles to 87the fraudulent nature of a Poland-to-England escape upon hearing "Big 88Ben" chiming on Polish local time. 89(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0679185/">IMDb entry.</a>) 90</li> 91<li> 92"The Susie", <em>Seinfeld</em>, season 8, episode 15, NBC, 1997-02-13. 93Kramer decides that daylight saving time 94isn't coming fast enough, so he sets his watch ahead an hour. 95</li> 96<li> 97"20 Hours in America", <em>The West Wing</em>, season 4, episodes 1–2, 982002-09-25, contained a <a 99href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J1NHzQ1sgc">scene</a> that 100saw White House staffers stranded in Indiana; they thought they had time to 101catch Air Force One but were done in by intra-Indiana local time changes. 102</li> 103<li> 104"In what time zone would you find New York City?" was a $200 question on 105the 1999-11-13 United States airing of <em>Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?</em>, 106and "In 1883, what industry led the movement to divide the U.S. into four time 107zones?" was a $32,000 question on the 2001-05-23 United States airing of 108the same show. At this rate, the million-dollar time-zone 109question should have been asked 2002-06-04. 110</li> 111<li> 112A private jet's mid-flight change of time zones distorts Alison Dubois' 113premonition in the "We Had a Dream" episode of <em>Medium</em> 114(originally aired 2007-02-28). 115</li> 116<li> 117A criminal's failure to account for the start of daylight saving is pivotal 118in "<a href="https://monk.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Monk_and_the_Rapper">Mr. Monk 119and the Rapper</a>" (first aired 2007-07-20). 120</li> 121<li> 122In the <em>30 Rock</em> episode "Anna Howard Shaw Day" 123(first broadcast 2010-02-11), 124Jack Donaghy's date realizes that a Geneva-to-New-York business phone call 125received in the evening must be fake given the difference in local times. 126</li> 127<li> 128In the "Run by the Monkeys" episode of <em>Da Vinci's Inquest</em> 129(first broadcast 2002-11-17), 130a witness in a five-year-old fire case realizes they may not have set 131their clock back when daylight saving ended on the day of the fire, 132introducing the possibility of an hour when arson might have occurred. 133</li> 134<li> 135In "The Todd Couple" episode of <em>Outsourced</em> (first aired 2011-02-10), 136Manmeet sets up Valentine's Day teledates for 6:00 and 9:00pm; 137since one is with a New Yorker and the other with a San Franciscan, 138hilarity ensues. 139(Never mind that this should be 7:30am in Mumbai, yet for some reason the show 140proceeds as though it's also mid-evening there.) 141</li> 142<li> 143In the "14 Days to Go"/"T Minus..." episode of 144<em>You, Me and the Apocalypse</em> 145(first aired 2015-11-11 in the UK, 2016-03-10 in the US), 146the success of a mission to deal with a comet 147hinges on whether or not Russia observes daylight saving time. 148(In the US, 149the episode first aired in the week before the switch to <abbr>DST</abbr>.) 150</li> 151<li> 152"The Lost Hour", <em>Eerie, Indiana</em>, episode 10, NBC, 1991-12-01. 153Despite Indiana's then-lack of <abbr>DST</abbr>, 154Marshall changes his clock with unusual consequences. 155See "<a 156href="https://www.avclub.com/eerie-indiana-was-a-few-dimensions-ahead-of-its-time-1819833380"><em>Eerie, 157Indiana</em> was a few dimensions ahead of its time</a>". 158</li> 159<li> 160"Time Tunnel", <em>The Adventures of Pete & Pete</em>, season 2, episode 5, 161Nickelodeon, 1994-10-23. 162The two Petes travel back in time an hour 163on the day that <abbr>DST</abbr> ends. 164</li> 165<li> 166"King-Size Homer", <em>The Simpsons</em>, episode 135, Fox, 1995-11-05. 167Homer, working from home, remarks "8:58, first 168time I've ever been early for work. Except for all those daylight 169savings days. Lousy farmers." 170</li> 171<li> 172<em>Last Week Tonight with John Oliver</em>, season 2, episode 5, 2015-03-08, 173asked, "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br0NW9ufUUw">Daylight Saving 174Time – How Is This Still A Thing?</a>" 175</li> 176<li> 177"Tracks", <em>The Good Wife</em>, season 7, episode 12, 178CBS, 2016-01-17. 179The applicability of a contract hinges on the 180time zone associated with a video timestamp. 181</li> 182<li> 183"Justice", <em>Veep</em>, season 6, episode 4, HBO, 2017-05-07. 184Jonah's inability to understand <abbr>DST</abbr> ends up impressing a wealthy 185backer who sets him up for a 2020 presidential run. 186</li> 187</ul> 188<h2>Books, plays, and magazines</h2> 189<ul> 190<li> 191Jules Verne, <em>Around the World in Eighty Days</em> 192(<em>Le tour du monde en quatre-vingts jours</em>), 1873. 193Wall-clock time plays a central role in the plot. 194European readers of the 1870s clearly held the U.S. press in 195deep contempt; the protagonists cross the U.S. without once 196reading a paper. 197Available versions include 198<a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/103">an English 199translation</a>, and 200<a href="https://fourmilab.ch/etexts/www/tdm80j">the original French</a> 201"with illustrations from the original 1873 French-language edition". 202</li> 203<li> 204Nick Enright, <em>Daylight Saving</em>, 1989. 205A fast-paced comedy about love and loneliness as the clocks turn back. 206</li> 207<li> 208Umberto Eco, 209<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Island_of_the_Day_Before"><em>The 210Island of the Day Before</em></a> 211(<em>L'isola del giorno prima</em>), 1994. 212"...the story of a 17th century Italian nobleman trapped near an island 213on the International Date Line. Time and time zones play an integral 214part in the novel." (Paul Eggert, 2006-04-22) 215</li> 216<li> 217John Dunning, <a 218href="https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Two-OClock-Eastern-Wartime/John-Dunning/9781439171530"><em>Two 219O'Clock, Eastern Wartime</em></a>, 2001. 220Mystery, history, daylight saving time, and old-time radio. 221</li> 222<li> 223Surrealist artist Guy Billout's work "Date Line" appeared on page 103 224of the 1999-11 <em>Atlantic Monthly</em>. 225</li> 226<li> 227"Gloom, Gloom, Go Away" by Walter Kirn appeared on page 106 of <em>Time</em> 228magazine's 2002-11-11 issue; among other things, it proposed 229year-round <abbr>DST</abbr> as a way of lessening wintertime despair. 230</li> 231<li> 232Cory Doctorow, <a 233href="https://craphound.com/est/download/"><em>Eastern Standard Tribe</em></a>, 2342004. The world splinters into tribes characterized by their timezones. 235</li> 236</ul> 237<h2>Music</h2> 238<ul> 239<li> 240Recordings of "Save That Time," Russ Long, Serrob Publishing, BMI: 241<ul> 242<li> 243Karrin Allyson, <em>I Didn't Know About You</em> (1993), track 11, 3:44. 244Concord Jazz CCD-4543. 245Karrin Allyson, vocal; 246Russ Long, piano; 247Gerald Spaits, bass; 248Todd Strait, drums. 249CD notes "additional lyric by Karrin Allyson; 250arranged by Russ Long and Karrin Allyson". 251ADO ★, 252<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/i-didnt-know-about-you-mw0000618657">AMG</a> 253★★★★, Penguin ★★★⯪. 254</li> 255<li> 256Kevin Mahogany, <em>Double Rainbow</em> (1993), track 3, 6:27. Enja ENJ-7097 2. 257Kevin Mahogany, vocal; 258Kenny Barron, piano; 259Ray Drummond, bass; 260Ralph Moore, tenor saxophone; 261Lewis Nash, drums. 262ADO ★⯪, 263<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/double-rainbow-mw0000620371">AMG</a> 264★★★, Penguin ★★★. 265</li> 266<li> 267Joe Williams, <em>Here's to Life</em> (1994), track 7, 3:58. 268Telarc Jazz CD-83357. 269Joe Williams, vocal; The Robert Farnon [39 piece] Orchestra. 270Also in a 3-CD package "Triple Play", Telarc CD-83461. 271ADO •, 272<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/heres-to-life-mw0000623648">AMG</a> 273★★, Penguin ★★★. 274</li> 275<li> 276Charles Fambrough, <em>Keeper of the Spirit</em> (1995), track 7, 7:07. 277AudioQuest AQ-CD1033. 278Charles Fambrough, bass; 279Joel Levine, tenor recorder; 280Edward Simon, piano; 281Lenny White, drums; 282Marion Simon, percussion. 283ADO ★, 284<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/keeper-of-the-spirit-mw0000176559">AMG</a> 285unrated, Penguin ★★★. 286</ul> 287</li> 288<li> 289Holly Cole Trio, Blame It On My Youth (1992). Manhattan CDP 7 97349 2, 37:45. 290Holly Cole, voice; 291Aaron Davis, piano; 292David Piltch, string bass. 293Lyrical reference to "Eastern Standard Time" in 294Tom Waits's "Purple Avenue". 295ADO ★★⯪, 296<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/blame-it-on-my-youth-mw0000274303">AMG</a> 297★★★, Penguin unrated. 298</li> 299<li> 300Milt Hinton, 301<a href="https://chiaroscurojazz.org/catalog/old-man-time-2-cd-set/"><em>Old 302Man Time</em></a> (1990). 303Chiaroscuro CR(D) 310, 149:38 (two CDs). 304Milt Hinton, bass; 305Doc Cheatham, Dizzy Gillespie, Clark Terry, trumpet; 306Al Grey, trombone; 307Eddie Barefield, Joe Camel (Flip Phillips), Buddy Tate, 308clarinet and saxophone; 309John Bunch, Red Richards, Norman Simmons, Derek Smith, 310Ralph Sutton, piano; 311Danny Barker, Al Casey, guitar; 312Gus Johnson, Gerryck King, Bob Rosengarden, Jackie Williams, 313drums; 314Lionel Hampton, vibraphone; 315Cab Calloway, Joe Williams, vocal; 316Buck Clayton, arrangements. 317Tunes include "Old Man Time", "Time After Time", 318"Sometimes I'm Happy", 319"A Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight", 320"Four or Five Times", "Now's the Time", 321"Time on My Hands", "This Time It's Us", 322and "Good Time Charlie". 323ADO ★★★, 324<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/old-man-time-mw0000269353">AMG</a> 325★★★★⯪, Penguin ★★★. 326</li> 327<li> 328Alan Broadbent, <em>Pacific Standard Time</em> (1995). 329Concord Jazz CCD-4664, 62:42. 330Alan Broadbent, piano; 331Putter Smith, Bass; 332Frank Gibson, Jr., drums. 333The CD cover features an analemma for equation-of-time fans. 334ADO ★, 335<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/pacific-standard-time-mw0000645433">AMG</a> 336★★★★, Penguin ★★★⯪. 337</li> 338<li> 339Anthony Braxton/Richard Teitelbaum, <em>Silence/Time Zones</em> (1996). 340Black Lion BLCD 760221, 72:58. 341Anthony Braxton, sopranino and alto saxophones, 342contrebasse clarinet, miscellaneous instruments; 343Leo Smith, trumpet and miscellaneous instruments; 344Leroy Jenkins, violin and miscellaneous instruments; 345Richard Teitelbaum, modular moog and micromoog synthesizer. 346ADO •, 347<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/silence-time-zones-mw0000595735">AMG</a> 348★★★★. 349</li> 350<li> 351Charles Gayle, <em>Time Zones</em> (2006). Tompkins Square TSQ2839, 49:06. 352Charles Gayle, piano. 353ADO ★, 354<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/time-zones-mw0000349642">AMG</a> 355★★★★⯪. 356</li> 357<li> 358The Get Up Kids, <em>Eudora</em> (2001). Vagrant 357, 65:12. 359Includes the song "Central Standard Time." 360Thanks to Colin Bowern for this information. 361<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/eudora-mw0000592063">AMG</a> 362★★⯪. 363</li> 364<li> 365Coldplay, "Clocks" (2003). 366Capitol 52608, 4:13. 367Won the 2004 Record of the Year honor at the 368Grammy Awards. Co-written and performed by Chris Martin, 369great-great-grandson of <abbr>DST</abbr> inventor William Willett. 370The song's first line is "Lights go out and I can't be saved". 371</li> 372<li> 373Jaime Guevara, "<a 374href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfN4Fe_A50U">Qué 375hora es</a>" (1993), 3:04. 376The song protested "Sixto Hour" in Ecuador 377(1992–3). Its lyrics include "Amanecía en mitad de la noche, los 378guaguas iban a clase sin sol" ("It was dawning in the middle of the 379night, the buses went to class without sun"). 380</li> 381<li> 382Irving Kahal and Harry Richman, 383"There Ought to be a Moonlight Saving Time" (1931). 384This musical standard was a No. 1 hit for Guy Lombardo 385in 1931, and was also performed by Maurice Chevalier, Blossom Dearie 386and many others. The phrase "Moonlight saving time" also appears in 387the 1995 country song "Not Enough Hours in the Night" written by Aaron 388Barker, Kim Williams and Rob Harbin and performed by Doug 389Supernaw. 390</li> 391<li> 392The Microscopic Septet, <em>Lobster Leaps In</em> (2008). 393Cuneiform 272, 73:05. 394Includes the song "Twilight Time Zone." 395ADO ★★, 396<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/lobster-leaps-in-mw0000794929">AMG</a> 397★★★⯪. 398</li> 399<li> 400Bob Dylan, <em>The Times They Are a-Changin'</em> (1964). 401Columbia CK-8905, 45:36. 402ADO ★⯪, 403<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/the-times-they-a-changin-mw0000202344">AMG</a> 404★★★★⯪. 405The title song is also available on "Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits" and "The Essential Bob Dylan." 406</li> 407<li> 408Luciana Souza, <em>Tide</em> (2009). Universal Jazz France B0012688-02, 42:31. 409ADO ★★⯪, 410<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/tide-mw0000815692">AMG</a> 411★★★⯪. 412Includes the song "Fire and Wood" with the lyric 413"The clocks were turned back you remember/Think it's still November." 414</li> 415<li> 416Ken Nordine, <em>You're Getting Better: The Word Jazz Dot Masters</em> (2005). 417Geffen B0005171-02, 156:22. 418ADO ★, 419<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/youre-getting-better-the-word-jazz-dot-masters-mw0000736197">AMG</a> 420★★★★⯪. 421Includes the piece "What Time Is It" 422("He knew what time it was everywhere...that counted"). 423</li> 424<li> 425Chicago, <em>Chicago Transit Authority</em> (1969). Columbia 64409, 1:16:20. 426<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/chicago-transit-authority-mw0000189364">AMG</a> ★★★★. 427Includes the song "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?". 428</li> 429<li> 430Emanuele Arciuli, 431<a href="https://neumarecords.org/ols/products/william-duckworth-the-time-curve-preludes"><em>The Time Curve Preludes</em></a> (2023). 432Neuma 174, 44:46. 433The title piece, composed by 434<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Duckworth_(composer)">William 435Duckworth</a>, is the first work of postminimal music. 436Unlike minimalism, it does not assume that the listener has plenty of time. 437</li> 438</ul> 439<h2>Comics</h2> 440<ul> 441<li> 442The webcomic <em>xkcd</em> has the strips 443"<a href="https://xkcd.com/673/">The Sun</a>" (2009-12-09), 444"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1655/">Doomsday Clock</a>" (2016-03-14) and 445"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2549/">Edge Cake</a>" (2021-12-01), 446along with the panels 447"<a href="https://xkcd.com/448/">Good Morning</a>" (2008-07-11), 448"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1017/">Backward in Time</a>" (2012-02-14), 449"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1061/">EST</a>" (2012-05-28), 450"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1179/">ISO 8601</a>" (2013-02-27), 451"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1335/">Now</a>" (2014-02-26), 452"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1799/">Bad Map Projection: Time Zones</a>" 453(2017-02-15), 454"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1883/">Supervillain Plan</a>" (2017-08-30), 455"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2050/">6/6 Time</a>" (2018-09-24), 456"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2092/">Consensus New Year</a>" (2018-12-31), 457"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2266/">Leap Smearing</a>" (2020-02-10), 458"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2594/">Consensus Time</a>" (2022-03-16), 459"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2846/">Daylight Saving Choice</a>" (2023-10-25), 460"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2854/">Date Line</a>" (2023-11-13), 461and "<a href="https://xkcd.com/2867/">DateTime</a>" (2023-12-13). 462The related book <em>What If?</em> has an entry 463"<a href="https://what-if.xkcd.com/26/">Leap Seconds</a>" (2012-12-31). 464</li> 465<li> 466Pig kills time in <a 467href="https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/11/06"><em>Pearls 468Before Swine</em> (2016-11-06)</a>. 469</li> 470<li> 471Stonehenge is abandoned in <a 472href="https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2017/03/12"><em>Non Sequitur</em> 473(2017-03-12)</a>. 474</li> 475<li> 476Caulfield proposes changing clocks just once a year in 477<a href="https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2023/12/31"><em>Frazz</em> 478(2023-12-31)</a>, while Peter and Jason go multi-lingual and -zonal in 479<a href="https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2023/12/31"><em>FoxTrot</em> 480(the same day)</a>. 481</li> 482<li> 483Peppermint Patty: "What if the world comes to an end tonight, Marcie?" 484<br> 485Marcie: "I promise there'll be a tomorrow, sir ... in fact, 486it's already tomorrow in Australia!" 487<br> 488(Charles M. Schulz, <a href="https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1980/06/13"><em>Peanuts</em>, 1980-06-13</a>) 489</li> 490</ul> 491<h2>Jokes</h2> 492<ul> 493<li> 494The idea behind daylight saving time was first proposed as a joke by 495Benjamin Franklin. To enforce it, he suggested, "Every 496morning, as soon as the sun rises, let all the bells in every church 497be set ringing; and if that is not sufficient, let cannon be fired in 498every street, to wake the sluggards effectually, and make them open 499their eyes to see their true interest. All the difficulty will be in 500the first two or three days: after which the reformation will be as 501natural and easy as the present irregularity; for, <em>ce n'est que le 502premier pas qui coûte</em>." 503<a href="http://www.webexhibits.org/daylightsaving/franklin3.html">Franklin's 504joke</a> was first published on 1784-04-26 by the 505<em>Journal de Paris</em> as <a 506href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Franklin-Benjamin-Journal-de-Paris-1784.jpg">an 507anonymous letter translated into French</a>. 508</li> 509<li> 510"We've been using the five-cent nickel in this country since 1492. 511Now that's pretty near 100 years, daylight saving." 512(Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding in <em>Animal Crackers</em>, 1930, 513as noted by Will Fitzgerald) 514</li> 515<li> 516BRADY. ...[Bishop Usher] determined that the Lord began the Creation 517on the 23rd of October in the Year 4,004 B.C. at – uh, 9 A.M.! 518<br> 519DRUMMOND. That Eastern Standard Time? (<em>Laughter.</em>) Or Rocky Mountain 520Time? (<em>More laughter.</em>) It wasn't daylight-saving time, was it? Because 521the Lord didn't make the sun until the fourth day! 522<br> 523(From the play <em>Inherit the Wind</em> by Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee, 524filmed in 1960 with Spencer Tracy as Drummond and Fredric March as 525Brady, and several other times. Thanks to Mark Brader.) 526</li> 527<li> 528"Good news." 529"What did they do? Extend Daylight Saving Time year round?" 530(Professional tanner George Hamilton, in dialog from a 531May, 1999 episode of the syndicated television series <em>Baywatch</em>) 532</li> 533<li> 534"A fundamental belief held by Americans is that if you are on land, you 535cannot be killed by a fish...So most Americans remain on land, believing 536they're safe. Unfortunately, this belief – like so many myths, such as that 537there's a reason for 'Daylight Saving Time' – is false." 538(Dave Barry column, 2000-07-02) 539</li> 540<li> 541"I once had sex for an hour and five minutes, but that was on the day 542when you turn the clocks ahead." 543(Garry Shandling, 52nd Annual Emmys, 2000-09-10) 544</li> 545<li> 546"Would it impress you if I told you I invented Daylight Savings Time?" 547("Sahjhan" to "Lilah" in dialog from the "Loyalty" episode of <em>Angel</em>, 548originally aired 2002-02-25) 549</li> 550<li> 551"I thought you said Tulsa was a three-hour flight." 552"Well, you're forgetting about the time difference." 553("Joey" and "Chandler" in dialog from the episode of <em>Friends</em> 554entitled "The One With Rachel's Phone Number," originally aired 2002-12-05) 555</li> 556<li> 557"Is that a pertinent fact, 558or are you just trying to dazzle me with your command of time zones?" 559(Kelsey Grammer as "Frasier Crane" to "Roz" from the episode of <em>Frasier</em> 560entitled "The Kid," originally aired 1997-11-04) 561</li> 562<li> 563"I put myself and my staff through this crazy, huge ordeal, all because 564I refused to go on at midnight, okay? And so I work, you know, and 565then I get this job at eleven, supposed to be a big deal. Then 566yesterday daylight [saving] time ended. Right now it's basically 567midnight." (Conan O'Brien on the 2010-11-08 premiere of <em>Conan</em>) 568</li> 569<li> 570"The best method, I told folks, was to hang a large clock high on a 571barn wall where all the cows could see it. If you have Holsteins, you 572will need to use an analog clock." (Jerry Nelson, <a 573href="http://www.agriculture.com/family/farm-humor/how-to-adjust-dairy-cows-to-daylight-savings-time">How 574to adjust dairy cows to daylight saving time</a>", <em>Successful Farming</em>, 5752017-10-09) 576</li> 577<li> 578"And now, driving to California, I find that I must enter a password 579in order to change the time zone on my laptop clock. Evidently, 580someone is out to mess up my schedule and my clock must be secured." 581(Garrison Keillor, 582"<a href="http://www.garrisonkeillor.com/weve-never-been-here-before/">We've 583never been here before</a>", 2017-08-22) 584</li> 585<li> 586"Well, in my time zone that's all the time I have, 587but maybe in your time zone I haven't finished yet. So stay tuned!" 588(Goldie Hawn, <em>Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In</em> No. 65, 1970-03-09) 589</li> 590</ul> 591<h2>See also</h2> 592<ul> 593<li><a href="tz-link.html">Time Zone and Daylight Saving 594Time Data</a></li> 595</ul> 596<hr> 597<address> 598This web page is in the public domain, so clarified as of 5992009-05-17 by Arthur David Olson. 600<br> 601Please send corrections to this web page to the 602<a href="mailto:tz@iana.org">time zone mailing list</a>. 603</address> 604</body> 605</html> 606