1<!DOCTYPE html> 2<html lang="en"> 3<head> 4<meta charset="UTF-8"> 5<title>Time and the Arts</title> 6</head> 7<body> 8<h1>Time and the Arts</h1> 9<h2>Documentaries</h2> 10<ul> 11<li> 12"<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aWtseb2-4">Daylight 13Saving Time Explained</a>" (2011; 6:39) lightly covers daylight saving 14time's theory, history, pros and cons. Among other things, it explains 15Arizona's daylight-saving enclaves quite well.</li> 16<li> 17"<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY">The Problem 18with Time & Timezones – Computerphile</a>" (2013; 10:12) delves 19into problems that programmers have with timekeeping.</li> 20<li> 21"<a href="https://www.rferl.org/a/28375932.html">All The Time In The World: 22Explaining The Mysteries Of Time Zones</a>" (2017; 2:15) 23briefly says why France has more time zones than Russia. 24<li> 25"<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRz-Dl60Lfc">Why Denmark used to be 26.04 seconds behind the world</a>" (2019; 6:29) explains why the United Kingdom 27— and, once, Denmark — haven't always exactly followed their own 28laws about civil time. 29<li> 30"About Time" (1962; 59 minutes) is part of the 31Bell Science extravaganza, with Frank Baxter, Richard Deacon, and Les Tremayne. 32Its advisor was Richard Feynman, and it was voiced by Mel Blanc. 33(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0154110/">IMDb entry</a>.)</li> 34</ul> 35<h2>Movies</h2> 36<ul> 37<li> 38In the 1946 movie <em>A Matter of Life and Death</em> 39(U.S. title <em>Stairway to Heaven</em>) 40there is a reference to British Double Summer Time. 41The time does not play a large part in the plot; 42it's just a passing reference to the time when one of the 43characters was supposed to have died (but didn't). 44(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038733/">IMDb entry.</a>) 45(Dave Cantor) 46<li> 47The 1953 railway comedy movie <em>The Titfield Thunderbolt</em> includes a 48play on words on British Double Summer Time. Valentine's wife wants 49him to leave the pub and asks him, "Do you know what time it is?" 50And he, happy where he is, replies: "Yes, my love. Summer double time." 51(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046436/">IMDb entry.</a>) 52(Mark Brader, 2009-10-02) 53</li> 54<li> 55The premise of the 1999 caper movie <em>Entrapment</em> involves computers 56in an international banking network being shut down briefly at 57midnight in each time zone to avoid any problems at the transition 58from the year 1999 to 2000 in that zone. (Hmmmm.) If this shutdown 59is extended by 10 seconds, it will create a one-time opportunity for 60a gigantic computerized theft. To achieve this, at one location the 61crooks interfere with the microwave system supplying time signals to 62the computer, advancing the time by 0.1 second each minute over the 63last hour of 1999. (So this movie teaches us that 0.1 × 60 = 10.) 64(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137494/">IMDb entry.</a>) 65(Mark Brader, 2009-10-02) 66</li> 67<li> 68One mustn't forget the 69<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4EUTMPuvHo">trailer</a> 70(2014; 2:23) for the movie <em>Daylight Saving</em>. 71</li> 72</ul> 73<h2>TV episodes</h2> 74<ul> 75<li> 76An episode of <em>The Adventures of Superman</em> entitled "The Mysterious 77Cube," first aired 1958-02-24, had Superman convincing the controllers 78of the Arlington Time Signal to broadcast ahead of actual time; 79doing so got a crook trying to be declared dead to 80emerge a bit too early from the titular enclosure. 81(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0506628/">IMDb entry</a>.) 82</li> 83<li> 84"<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chimes_of_Big_Ben">The Chimes 85of Big Ben</a>", <em>The Prisoner</em>, episode 2, ITC, 1967-10-06. 86Our protagonist tumbles to 87the fraudulent nature of a Poland-to-England escape upon hearing "Big 88Ben" chiming on Polish local time. 89(<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0679185/">IMDb entry.</a>) 90</li> 91<li> 92"The Susie", <em>Seinfeld</em>, season 8, episode 15, NBC, 1997-02-13. 93Kramer decides that daylight saving time 94isn't coming fast enough, so he sets his watch ahead an hour. 95</li> 96<li> 97"20 Hours in America", <em>The West Wing</em>, season 4, episodes 1–2, 982002-09-25, contained a <a 99href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J1NHzQ1sgc">scene</a> that 100saw White House staffers stranded in Indiana; they thought they had time to 101catch Air Force One but were done in by intra-Indiana local time changes. 102</li> 103<li> 104"In what time zone would you find New York City?" was a $200 question on 105the 1999-11-13 United States airing of <em>Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?</em>, 106and "In 1883, what industry led the movement to divide the U.S. into four time 107zones?" was a $32,000 question on the 2001-05-23 United States airing of 108the same show. At this rate, the million-dollar time-zone 109question should have been asked 2002-06-04. 110</li> 111<li> 112A private jet's mid-flight change of time zones distorts Alison Dubois' 113premonition in the "We Had a Dream" episode of <em>Medium</em> 114(originally aired 2007-02-28). 115</li> 116<li> 117A criminal's failure to account for the start of daylight saving is pivotal 118in "<a href="https://monk.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Monk_and_the_Rapper">Mr. Monk 119and the Rapper</a>" (first aired 2007-07-20). 120</li> 121<li> 122In the <em>30 Rock</em> episode "Anna Howard Shaw Day" 123(first broadcast 2010-02-11), 124Jack Donaghy's date realizes that a Geneva-to-New-York business phone call 125received in the evening must be fake given the difference in local times. 126</li> 127<li> 128In the "Run by the Monkeys" episode of <em>Da Vinci's Inquest</em> 129(first broadcast 2002-11-17), 130a witness in a five-year-old fire case realizes they may not have set 131their clock back when daylight saving ended on the day of the fire, 132introducing the possibility of an hour when arson might have occurred. 133</li> 134<li> 135In "The Todd Couple" episode of <em>Outsourced</em> (first aired 2011-02-10), 136Manmeet sets up Valentine's Day teledates for 6:00 and 9:00pm; 137since one is with a New Yorker and the other with a San Franciscan, 138hilarity ensues. 139(Never mind that this should be 7:30am in Mumbai, yet for some reason the show 140proceeds as though it's also mid-evening there.) 141</li> 142<li> 143In the "14 Days to Go"/"T Minus..." episode of 144<em>You, Me and the Apocalypse</em> 145(first aired 2015-11-11 in the UK, 2016-03-10 in the US), 146the success of a mission to deal with a comet 147hinges on whether or not Russia observes daylight saving time. 148(In the US, 149the episode first aired in the week before the switch to <abbr>DST</abbr>.) 150</li> 151<li> 152"The Lost Hour", <em>Eerie, Indiana</em>, episode 10, NBC, 1991-12-01. 153Despite Indiana's then-lack of <abbr>DST</abbr>, 154Marshall changes his clock with unusual consequences. 155See "<a 156href="https://www.avclub.com/eerie-indiana-was-a-few-dimensions-ahead-of-its-time-1819833380"><em>Eerie, 157Indiana</em> was a few dimensions ahead of its time</a>". 158</li> 159<li> 160"Time Tunnel", <em>The Adventures of Pete & Pete</em>, season 2, episode 5, 161Nickelodeon, 1994-10-23. 162The two Petes travel back in time an hour 163on the day that <abbr>DST</abbr> ends. 164</li> 165<li> 166"King-Size Homer", <em>The Simpsons</em>, episode 135, Fox, 1995-11-05. 167Homer, working from home, remarks "8:58, first 168time I've ever been early for work. Except for all those daylight 169savings days. Lousy farmers." 170</li> 171<li> 172<em>Last Week Tonight with John Oliver</em>, season 2, episode 5, 2015-03-08, 173asked, "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br0NW9ufUUw">Daylight Saving 174Time – How Is This Still A Thing?</a>" 175</li> 176<li> 177"Tracks", <em>The Good Wife</em>, season 7, episode 12, 178CBS, 2016-01-17. 179The applicability of a contract hinges on the 180time zone associated with a video timestamp. 181</li> 182<li> 183"Justice", <em>Veep</em>, season 6, episode 4, HBO, 2017-05-07. 184Jonah's inability to understand <abbr>DST</abbr> ends up impressing a wealthy 185backer who sets him up for a 2020 presidential run. 186</li> 187</ul> 188<h2>Books, plays, and magazines</h2> 189<ul> 190<li> 191Jules Verne, <em>Around the World in Eighty Days</em> 192(<em>Le tour du monde en quatre-vingts jours</em>), 1873. 193Wall-clock time plays a central role in the plot. 194European readers of the 1870s clearly held the U.S. press in 195deep contempt; the protagonists cross the U.S. without once 196reading a paper. 197Available versions include 198<a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/103">an English 199translation</a>, and 200<a href="https://fourmilab.ch/etexts/www/tdm80j">the original French</a> 201"with illustrations from the original 1873 French-language edition". 202</li> 203<li> 204Nick Enright, <em>Daylight Saving</em>, 1989. 205A fast-paced comedy about love and loneliness as the clocks turn back. 206</li> 207<li> 208Umberto Eco, 209<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Island_of_the_Day_Before"><em>The 210Island of the Day Before</em></a> 211(<em>L'isola del giorno prima</em>), 1994. 212"...the story of a 17th century Italian nobleman trapped near an island 213on the International Date Line. Time and time zones play an integral 214part in the novel." (Paul Eggert, 2006-04-22) 215</li> 216<li> 217John Dunning, <a 218href="https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Two-OClock-Eastern-Wartime/John-Dunning/9781439171530"><em>Two 219O'Clock, Eastern Wartime</em></a>, 2001. 220Mystery, history, daylight saving time, and old-time radio. 221</li> 222<li> 223Surrealist artist Guy Billout's work "Date Line" appeared on page 103 224of the 1999-11 <em>Atlantic Monthly</em>. 225</li> 226<li> 227"Gloom, Gloom, Go Away" by Walter Kirn appeared on page 106 of <em>Time</em> 228magazine's 2002-11-11 issue; among other things, it proposed 229year-round <abbr>DST</abbr> as a way of lessening wintertime despair. 230</li> 231</ul> 232<h2>Music</h2> 233<ul> 234<li> 235Recordings of "Save That Time," Russ Long, Serrob Publishing, BMI: 236<ul> 237<li> 238Karrin Allyson, <em>I Didn't Know About You</em> (1993), track 11, 3:44. 239Concord Jazz CCD-4543. 240Karrin Allyson, vocal; 241Russ Long, piano; 242Gerald Spaits, bass; 243Todd Strait, drums. 244CD notes "additional lyric by Karrin Allyson; 245arranged by Russ Long and Karrin Allyson". 246ADO ★, 247<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/i-didnt-know-about-you-mw0000618657">AMG</a> 248★★★★, Penguin ★★★⯪. 249</li> 250<li> 251Kevin Mahogany, <em>Double Rainbow</em> (1993), track 3, 6:27. Enja ENJ-7097 2. 252Kevin Mahogany, vocal; 253Kenny Barron, piano; 254Ray Drummond, bass; 255Ralph Moore, tenor saxophone; 256Lewis Nash, drums. 257ADO ★⯪, 258<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/double-rainbow-mw0000620371">AMG</a> 259★★★, Penguin ★★★. 260</li> 261<li> 262Joe Williams, <em>Here's to Life</em> (1994), track 7, 3:58. 263Telarc Jazz CD-83357. 264Joe Williams, vocal; The Robert Farnon [39 piece] Orchestra. 265Also in a 3-CD package "Triple Play", Telarc CD-83461. 266ADO •, 267<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/heres-to-life-mw0000623648">AMG</a> 268★★, Penguin ★★★. 269</li> 270<li> 271Charles Fambrough, <em>Keeper of the Spirit</em> (1995), track 7, 7:07. 272AudioQuest AQ-CD1033. 273Charles Fambrough, bass; 274Joel Levine, tenor recorder; 275Edward Simon, piano; 276Lenny White, drums; 277Marion Simon, percussion. 278ADO ★, 279<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/keeper-of-the-spirit-mw0000176559">AMG</a> 280unrated, Penguin ★★★. 281</ul> 282</li> 283<li> 284Holly Cole Trio, Blame It On My Youth (1992). Manhattan CDP 7 97349 2, 37:45. 285Holly Cole, voice; 286Aaron Davis, piano; 287David Piltch, string bass. 288Lyrical reference to "Eastern Standard Time" in 289Tom Waits's "Purple Avenue". 290ADO ★★⯪, 291<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/blame-it-on-my-youth-mw0000274303">AMG</a> 292★★★, Penguin unrated. 293</li> 294<li> 295Milt Hinton, 296<a href="https://chiaroscurojazz.org/catalog/old-man-time-2-cd-set/"><em>Old 297Man Time</em></a> (1990). 298Chiaroscuro CR(D) 310, 149:38 (two CDs). 299Milt Hinton, bass; 300Doc Cheatham, Dizzy Gillespie, Clark Terry, trumpet; 301Al Grey, trombone; 302Eddie Barefield, Joe Camel (Flip Phillips), Buddy Tate, 303clarinet and saxophone; 304John Bunch, Red Richards, Norman Simmons, Derek Smith, 305Ralph Sutton, piano; 306Danny Barker, Al Casey, guitar; 307Gus Johnson, Gerryck King, Bob Rosengarden, Jackie Williams, 308drums; 309Lionel Hampton, vibraphone; 310Cab Calloway, Joe Williams, vocal; 311Buck Clayton, arrangements. 312Tunes include "Old Man Time", "Time After Time", 313"Sometimes I'm Happy", 314"A Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight", 315"Four or Five Times", "Now's the Time", 316"Time on My Hands", "This Time It's Us", 317and "Good Time Charlie". 318ADO ★★★, 319<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/old-man-time-mw0000269353">AMG</a> 320★★★★⯪, Penguin ★★★. 321</li> 322<li> 323Alan Broadbent, <em>Pacific Standard Time</em> (1995). 324Concord Jazz CCD-4664, 62:42. 325Alan Broadbent, piano; 326Putter Smith, Bass; 327Frank Gibson, Jr., drums. 328The CD cover features an analemma for equation-of-time fans. 329ADO ★, 330<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/pacific-standard-time-mw0000645433">AMG</a> 331★★★★, Penguin ★★★⯪. 332</li> 333<li> 334Anthony Braxton/Richard Teitelbaum, <em>Silence/Time Zones</em> (1996). 335Black Lion BLCD 760221, 72:58. 336Anthony Braxton, sopranino and alto saxophones, 337contrebasse clarinet, miscellaneous instruments; 338Leo Smith, trumpet and miscellaneous instruments; 339Leroy Jenkins, violin and miscellaneous instruments; 340Richard Teitelbaum, modular moog and micromoog synthesizer. 341ADO •, 342<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/silence-time-zones-mw0000595735">AMG</a> 343★★★★. 344</li> 345<li> 346Charles Gayle, <em>Time Zones</em> (2006). Tompkins Square TSQ2839, 49:06. 347Charles Gayle, piano. 348ADO ★, 349<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/time-zones-mw0000349642">AMG</a> 350★★★★⯪. 351</li> 352<li> 353The Get Up Kids, <em>Eudora</em> (2001). Vagrant 357, 65:12. 354Includes the song "Central Standard Time." 355Thanks to Colin Bowern for this information. 356<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/eudora-mw0000592063">AMG</a> 357★★⯪. 358</li> 359<li> 360Coldplay, "Clocks" (2003). 361Capitol 52608, 4:13. 362Won the 2004 Record of the Year honor at the 363Grammy Awards. Co-written and performed by Chris Martin, 364great-great-grandson of <abbr>DST</abbr> inventor William Willett. 365The song's first line is "Lights go out and I can't be saved". 366</li> 367<li> 368Jaime Guevara, "<a 369href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfN4Fe_A50U">Qué 370hora es</a>" (1993), 3:04. 371The song protested "Sixto Hour" in Ecuador 372(1992–3). Its lyrics include "Amanecía en mitad de la noche, los 373guaguas iban a clase sin sol" ("It was dawning in the middle of the 374night, the buses went to class without sun"). 375</li> 376<li> 377Irving Kahal and Harry Richman, 378"There Ought to be a Moonlight Saving Time" (1931). 379This musical standard was a No. 1 hit for Guy Lombardo 380in 1931, and was also performed by Maurice Chevalier, Blossom Dearie 381and many others. The phrase "Moonlight saving time" also appears in 382the 1995 country song "Not Enough Hours in the Night" written by Aaron 383Barker, Kim Williams and Rob Harbin and performed by Doug 384Supernaw. 385</li> 386<li> 387The Microscopic Septet, <em>Lobster Leaps In</em> (2008). 388Cuneiform 272, 73:05. 389Includes the song "Twilight Time Zone." 390ADO ★★, 391<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/lobster-leaps-in-mw0000794929">AMG</a> 392★★★⯪. 393</li> 394<li> 395Bob Dylan, <em>The Times They Are a-Changin'</em> (1964). 396Columbia CK-8905, 45:36. 397ADO ★⯪, 398<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/the-times-they-a-changin-mw0000202344">AMG</a> 399★★★★⯪. 400The title song is also available on "Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits" and "The Essential Bob Dylan." 401</li> 402<li> 403Luciana Souza, <em>Tide</em> (2009). Universal Jazz France B0012688-02, 42:31. 404ADO ★★⯪, 405<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/tide-mw0000815692">AMG</a> 406★★★⯪. 407Includes the song "Fire and Wood" with the lyric 408"The clocks were turned back you remember/Think it's still November." 409</li> 410<li> 411Ken Nordine, <em>You're Getting Better: The Word Jazz Dot Masters</em> (2005). 412Geffen B0005171-02, 156:22. 413ADO ★, 414<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/youre-getting-better-the-word-jazz-dot-masters-mw0000736197">AMG</a> 415★★★★⯪. 416Includes the piece "What Time Is It" 417("He knew what time it was everywhere...that counted"). 418</li> 419<li> 420Chicago, <em>Chicago Transit Authority</em> (1969). Columbia 64409, 1:16:20. 421<a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/chicago-transit-authority-mw0000189364">AMG</a> ★★★★. 422Includes the song "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?". 423</li> 424<li> 425Emanuele Arciuli, 426<a href="https://neumarecords.org/ols/products/william-duckworth-the-time-curve-preludes"><em>The Time Curve Preludes</em></a> (2023). 427Neuma 174, 44:46. 428The title piece, composed by 429<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Duckworth_(composer)">William 430Duckworth</a>, is the first work of postminimal music. 431Unlike minimalism, it does not assume that the listener has plenty of time. 432</li> 433</ul> 434<h2>Comics</h2> 435<ul> 436<li> 437The webcomic <em>xkcd</em> has the strips 438"<a href="https://xkcd.com/673/">The Sun</a>" (2009-12-09), 439"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1655/">Doomsday Clock</a>" (2016-03-14) and 440"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2549/">Edge Cake</a>" (2021-12-01), 441along with the panels 442"<a href="https://xkcd.com/448/">Good Morning</a>" (2008-07-11), 443"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1017/">Backward in Time</a>" (2012-02-14), 444"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1061/">EST</a>" (2012-05-28), 445"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1179/">ISO 8601</a>" (2013-02-27), 446"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1335/">Now</a>" (2014-02-26), 447"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1799/">Bad Map Projection: Time Zones</a>" 448(2017-02-15), 449"<a href="https://xkcd.com/1883/">Supervillain Plan</a>" (2017-08-30), 450"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2050/">6/6 Time</a>" (2018-09-24), 451"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2092/">Consensus New Year</a>" (2018-12-31), 452"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2266/">Leap Smearing</a>" (2020-02-10), 453"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2594/">Consensus Time</a>" (2022-03-16), 454"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2846/">Daylight Saving Choice</a>" (2023-10-25), 455"<a href="https://xkcd.com/2854/">Date Line</a>" (2023-11-13), 456and "<a href="https://xkcd.com/2867/">DateTime</a>" (2023-12-13). 457The related book <em>What If?</em> has an entry 458"<a href="https://what-if.xkcd.com/26/">Leap Seconds</a>" (2012-12-31). 459</li> 460<li> 461Pig kills time in <a 462href="https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/11/06"><em>Pearls 463Before Swine</em> (2016-11-06)</a>. 464</li> 465<li> 466Stonehenge is abandoned in <a 467href="https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2017/03/12"><em>Non Sequitur</em> 468(2017-03-12)</a>. 469</li> 470<li> 471Caulfield proposes changing clocks just once a year in 472<a href="https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2023/12/31"><em>Frazz</em> 473(2023-12-31)</a>, while Peter and Jason go multi-lingual and -zonal in 474<a href="https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2023/12/31"><em>FoxTrot</em> 475(the same day)</a>. 476</li> 477<li> 478Peppermint Patty: "What if the world comes to an end tonight, Marcie?" 479<br> 480Marcie: "I promise there'll be a tomorrow, sir ... in fact, 481it's already tomorrow in Australia!" 482<br> 483(Charles M. Schulz, <a href="https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1980/06/13"><em>Peanuts</em>, 1980-06-13</a>) 484</li> 485</ul> 486<h2>Jokes</h2> 487<ul> 488<li> 489The idea behind daylight saving time was first proposed as a joke by 490Benjamin Franklin. To enforce it, he suggested, "Every 491morning, as soon as the sun rises, let all the bells in every church 492be set ringing; and if that is not sufficient, let cannon be fired in 493every street, to wake the sluggards effectually, and make them open 494their eyes to see their true interest. All the difficulty will be in 495the first two or three days: after which the reformation will be as 496natural and easy as the present irregularity; for, <em>ce n'est que le 497premier pas qui coûte</em>." 498<a href="http://www.webexhibits.org/daylightsaving/franklin3.html">Franklin's 499joke</a> was first published on 1784-04-26 by the 500<em>Journal de Paris</em> as <a 501href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Franklin-Benjamin-Journal-de-Paris-1784.jpg">an 502anonymous letter translated into French</a>. 503</li> 504<li> 505"We've been using the five-cent nickel in this country since 1492. 506Now that's pretty near 100 years, daylight saving." 507(Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding in <em>Animal Crackers</em>, 1930, 508as noted by Will Fitzgerald) 509</li> 510<li> 511BRADY. ...[Bishop Usher] determined that the Lord began the Creation 512on the 23rd of October in the Year 4,004 B.C. at – uh, 9 A.M.! 513<br> 514DRUMMOND. That Eastern Standard Time? (<em>Laughter.</em>) Or Rocky Mountain 515Time? (<em>More laughter.</em>) It wasn't daylight-saving time, was it? Because 516the Lord didn't make the sun until the fourth day! 517<br> 518(From the play <em>Inherit the Wind</em> by Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee, 519filmed in 1960 with Spencer Tracy as Drummond and Fredric March as 520Brady, and several other times. Thanks to Mark Brader.) 521</li> 522<li> 523"Good news." 524"What did they do? Extend Daylight Saving Time year round?" 525(Professional tanner George Hamilton, in dialog from a 526May, 1999 episode of the syndicated television series <em>Baywatch</em>) 527</li> 528<li> 529"A fundamental belief held by Americans is that if you are on land, you 530cannot be killed by a fish...So most Americans remain on land, believing 531they're safe. Unfortunately, this belief – like so many myths, such as that 532there's a reason for 'Daylight Saving Time' – is false." 533(Dave Barry column, 2000-07-02) 534</li> 535<li> 536"I once had sex for an hour and five minutes, but that was on the day 537when you turn the clocks ahead." 538(Garry Shandling, 52nd Annual Emmys, 2000-09-10) 539</li> 540<li> 541"Would it impress you if I told you I invented Daylight Savings Time?" 542("Sahjhan" to "Lilah" in dialog from the "Loyalty" episode of <em>Angel</em>, 543originally aired 2002-02-25) 544</li> 545<li> 546"I thought you said Tulsa was a three-hour flight." 547"Well, you're forgetting about the time difference." 548("Joey" and "Chandler" in dialog from the episode of <em>Friends</em> 549entitled "The One With Rachel's Phone Number," originally aired 2002-12-05) 550</li> 551<li> 552"Is that a pertinent fact, 553or are you just trying to dazzle me with your command of time zones?" 554(Kelsey Grammer as "Frasier Crane" to "Roz" from the episode of <em>Frasier</em> 555entitled "The Kid," originally aired 1997-11-04) 556</li> 557<li> 558"I put myself and my staff through this crazy, huge ordeal, all because 559I refused to go on at midnight, okay? And so I work, you know, and 560then I get this job at eleven, supposed to be a big deal. Then 561yesterday daylight [saving] time ended. Right now it's basically 562midnight." (Conan O'Brien on the 2010-11-08 premiere of <em>Conan</em>) 563</li> 564<li> 565"The best method, I told folks, was to hang a large clock high on a 566barn wall where all the cows could see it. If you have Holsteins, you 567will need to use an analog clock." (Jerry Nelson, <a 568href="http://www.agriculture.com/family/farm-humor/how-to-adjust-dairy-cows-to-daylight-savings-time">How 569to adjust dairy cows to daylight saving time</a>", <em>Successful Farming</em>, 5702017-10-09) 571</li> 572<li> 573"And now, driving to California, I find that I must enter a password 574in order to change the time zone on my laptop clock. Evidently, 575someone is out to mess up my schedule and my clock must be secured." 576(Garrison Keillor, 577"<a href="http://www.garrisonkeillor.com/weve-never-been-here-before/">We've 578never been here before</a>", 2017-08-22) 579</li> 580<li> 581"Well, in my time zone that's all the time I have, 582but maybe in your time zone I haven't finished yet. So stay tuned!" 583(Goldie Hawn, <em>Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In</em> No. 65, 1970-03-09) 584</li> 585</ul> 586<h2>See also</h2> 587<ul> 588<li><a href="tz-link.html">Time Zone and Daylight Saving 589Time Data</a></li> 590</ul> 591<hr> 592<address> 593This web page is in the public domain, so clarified as of 5942009-05-17 by Arthur David Olson. 595<br> 596Please send corrections to this web page to the 597<a href="mailto:tz@iana.org">time zone mailing list</a>. 598</address> 599</body> 600</html> 601