1*57718be8SEnji CooperA pig is a jolly companion, 2*57718be8SEnji CooperBoar, sow, barrow, or gilt -- 3*57718be8SEnji CooperA pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, 4*57718be8SEnji CooperThough mountains may topple and tilt. 5*57718be8SEnji CooperWhen they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, 6*57718be8SEnji CooperWhen they've turned on you, Tory and Whig, 7*57718be8SEnji CooperThough you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover, 8*57718be8SEnji CooperYou'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig, 9*57718be8SEnji CooperYou'll never go wrong with a pig! 10*57718be8SEnji Cooper -- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow" 11